from the pastors at nvcf

from the blog of albert at sixminutesofbanter.com

i have been known to make a few spelling mistakes in my day. in fact, my leaders find it amusing to, instead intently listening to every word that dribbles from my mouth, look at the handout i have so graciously provided, and look for English mistakes. (the irony here is i was our “copy editor” for the entire yearbook my senior year at MHS. check it. its amazing. the greatest yearbook ever. and i have proof.)

anyway, back at the ranch…**

we have just posted the latest, and final incarnation of the “theHOUSE website“, www.morethanpirates.com, and i, do not simply beseech you to go and view such art, but have created a little contest. follow the link provided by me, and look for spelling, grammatical, or sentence structure mistakes and i will find a prize worthy of your accomplishment.

link: http://morethanpirates.com

now i hesitate to dole out my email address, with the knowledge that i, just simply read too much email any human should in a given day.

sidelight****, my eye doctor said he would “put me down” if my emails got any worse. and i said “doc, like that my fault!”. but the totalitarian simply wouldn’t listen.so please, i would rather not face my eye doctor, with that look in his eyes. i instead of my inbox becoming full from all one of you that reads this, i would rather ask that your reserve such prize-winning responses to the “comment” section of this here blog.too much to ask?

i know, i know. but i have faith, nay, a fleeting hope that you shall respond. as the Beatles, remade in across the universe would sing, “don’t let me down.”

Albert, out

-A

ps. for those interested in the continual mockery of Albert, there were 37 spelling mistakes in this post before the spell check gods came and gave gifts.

**a markism: pertaining or referring to the sayings of mark seay.

****go and read this post here to find the answer to this perplexing word that is at this time vexing your mind.